March 29, 2008

  • I'm pretty sure THAT is illegal...

    So I am driving along the highway a couple of days ago - with a fair amount of traffic on said lanes....driving along and minding my own business when a tractor trailer truck pulls in front of me in the fast lane without so much as a blinker or warning at all. [grrrr - I hate that - especially when I have to slow down...]
    Trying not to be irritated, I assume he is pulling over because of a car on the shoulder, so I look over on the right side of the road to see if that is the case.
    Sure enough, there is a car stopped on the side of the road, with a guy standing next to it...bummer - a flat tire maybe?  Stalled car?  Looking for something that flew off of the car?
    Almost as soon as I look over, I realize the guy is facing AWAY from the car...not connecting all of the dots quickly enough to avert my eyes, I then realize with no small amount of horror that he is assuming a very familiar stance [I have picked up on a couple of things having seven brothers ].
    At this point I had driven past, so I had to look in my rear-view mirror, only to see the stream of URINE and confirm my suspicion.
    HE WAS PEEING ON THE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY.
    A GROWN MAN.
    WHEN THERE WAS AN EXIT LESS THAN HALF A MILE AWAY.
    Did he lose his mind?    Are you kidding me?
    Don't get me wrong - I mean, I have seen grown men urinate on the side of the road before, but it was in INDIA for crying out loud.
    Yep.   Pretty sure that is illegal here.

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